Your Team Answered "What's Your Return Policy?" 312 Times Last Month
That's 7.8 hours of work. At $23/hour loaded. $179.40 gone.
On ONE question. That a chatbot answers in 0.4 seconds. For $0.002.
*(We'll show you the exact math for your business. No pitch deck required.)*
Recognize Any of This?
We've heard these from 100+ companies. Usually in the first 5 minutes.
It's 2 AM. Someone Wants to Buy.
But your live chat says 'We'll respond in 24-48 hours.' They bought from your competitor at 2:03 AM.
Our chatbots close sales while you sleep. One client added $14,200/month in after-hours orders.
You're Paying $18/hr for FAQ Reading
Your support team spends 73% of their time on questions answered in your FAQ. *(Nobody reads FAQs.)*
AI handles the repetitive stuff. Humans handle the *interesting* problems they were hired for.
Black Friday Broke Your Support
Last year: 2,400 tickets. 3 agents. 11-hour response times. 1.8-star reviews flooding in.
AI scales infinitely. We've handled 50,000 concurrent chats without a single timeout.
Your 'Chatbot' Is Actually Just a Form
It asks 5 questions, then says 'Someone will contact you.' That's not a chatbot. That's a form with extra steps.
Real chatbots *resolve* issues. Track orders. Process returns. Book appointments. Without human touch.
What Our Chatbots Kill
Not "improve." Not "optimize." Kill.
Zendesk overload
847 tickets/week → 170 *(the ones that actually need humans)*
After-hours silence
Dead zone from 6 PM to 9 AM → 24/7 instant responses
Language barriers
'We only support English' → 47 languages, auto-detected
Training new hires
3-week onboarding → AI knows everything on day one
'Let me transfer you'
Bounced 4 times → Resolved in first chat, every time
CSAT tanking
3.2 stars → 4.7 stars in 60 days *(actual client result)*
We're Not Building What You Think
Most "AI chatbots" are glorified forms. Here's how we're different.
Rule-based bots
If user says X, reply Y. Real humans don't talk like flowcharts.
What we build
Our bots understand intent. 'Where tf is my order' and 'Order status please' get the same answer.
Generic GPT wrappers
They hallucinate. Invent order numbers. Promise free shipping you don't offer.
What we build
We train on YOUR data. Guardrails prevent lies. It can't promise what you don't do.
Form collectors
'What's your email? What's your issue? Someone will contact you.' That's not support.
What we build
We resolve 80%+ without human involvement. Real answers. Real actions. Real time.
Industry-Specific Pain We Fix
Same technology. Different headaches.
E-commerce
"Where's my order?"
43% of all tickets
Auto-track, auto-update, auto-resolve
SaaS
"How do I...?"
67% of all tickets
Interactive tutorials inside chat
Healthcare
"Appointment booking"
38% of all calls
HIPAA-compliant scheduling bot
Real Estate
"Property inquiries"
24/7 lead capture
Qualify, schedule, hand off warm leads
The Boring Stuff That Actually Matters
0.8s Response
Not 'fast.' 0.8 seconds. Measured.
47 Languages
Auto-detected. No 'press 2 for Spanish.'
99.9% Uptime
SLA-backed. Penalties if we miss it.
Live Dashboard
See every chat. Every save. Every escalation.
Here's a bet.
Pull your last 100 support tickets. Count how many a bot could've handled. If it's under 50%? Lunch is on us.
Questions You're Thinking
*(The skeptical ones. We like those.)*
Let's Do the Math
Send your ticket volume. We'll tell you exactly how much you're wasting—and how fast we can fix it.
*(If the math doesn't work, we'll tell you. We turn down ~30% of inquiries.)*
Still scrolling? Quick test.
Open your support dashboard. Find your #1 question. If it's something like "Where's my order?" or "What's your return policy?"—you're paying humans to be a search engine.
We fix that in 4-6 weeks.